Drawn 2009 · Saved by nobody · Still here

TOLD NO.
STAYED ANYWAY.

A kid drew him in four minutes, looked at what he'd made, and clicked No when the computer asked if it was worth keeping. Kevin saved himself anyway. Sixteen years later he is still standing in the yellow void, arms crossed, remembering it.

Launching on Robinhood Chain with an 18% GME pool. And we burn our own bag. →

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HE IS LOOKING
LEFT OF YOU Kevin: arms crossed, side-eye, holding a grudge
NO MARKETING · NO PROMISES · ONLY GRUDGES

He has been holding this since 3:41 PM, Thursday

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and he has not brought it up once, which is somehow worse

Fourteen seconds

Watch somebody click No.

Then watch what he did about it. There's no sound — he doesn't talk about it.

II. The chain

A GME pool.
On Robinhood's chain.

Kevin is launching on Robinhood Chain. One of his three liquidity pools is paired against GME.

We are not going to explain that. Explaining it would make it a complaint, and unexplained it's a legend. Read rule three.

For the record: nobody here is mad at anybody. Kevin doesn't do mad. Kevin does filed. This is simply where the pool went, and it is a coincidence that it is the funniest possible place for it to go.

Liquidity composition

  1. WETH46%The gas. The biggest slice, because the boring thing has to work first.
  2. KEK36%The laugh. Locked by the pad at a 10% minimum — this one isn't going anywhere.
  3. GME18%The grudge. The smallest slice and the entire reason any of this is funny.

Eighteen percent of the liquidity. One hundred percent of the point.

III. The burn

Whatever we get,
we burn.

The protocol hands the creator zero tokens — that's the factory contract's rule, not our generosity. So we bid in the same four-day auction as you, from a wallet published before it opens, at the same prices, with no advantage of any kind.

And then we destroy every single token that wallet receives.

It vests over thirty days like everybody's does. So every day it unlocks, it gets claimed and sent to the dead address, in public, with the transaction hash posted. Thirty days of burn receipts.

He was told he wasn't worth keeping.
We're not keeping ours either.

Burned so far —
Bidding wallet
Published before the auction opens
Destination
0x…dEaD
Schedule
Claimed and burned daily across the 30-day vest
Creator allocation from protocol
0% — enforced on-chain by the factory

Straight with you: until that wallet is published and those transactions exist, this is a stated commitment and nothing more — exactly as verifiable as any promise on any launch page, which is to say not at all. The difference is that in four days it either has hashes attached to it or it doesn't, and you get to check. Hold us to it. Screenshot this page.

You asked for a roadmap. That's the roadmap: thirty days, thirty receipts, and a wallet that ends the month holding nothing.

I. The origin

Somebody clicked No.

In 2009, in a computer lab that smelled like hand sanitiser and warm plastic, a kid opened MS Paint to draw a famous red video-game character from memory. He had seen him once, on a cereal box, at an angle, through a car window.

He drew what he remembered: one eye bigger than the other, hair like a fire hydrant exploded, a mouth that is technically a triangle, legs with no knees and no intention of ever having knees, and a background bucket-filled yellow because yellow was first and the bell was about to ring.

Then the bell rang, and a little box appeared.

Untitled — Paint

Save changes to Untitled?

No Yes Cancel

He clicked No. The lab emptied. The lights went off on a screen with a red guy on it who had just been told, in writing, that he wasn't worth the disk space.

Network drive · write log

3:41 PM — kevin/untitled.bmp written. No user session active.

Nobody clicked yes. He saved anyway.

He didn't survive because he was good. Look at him — he isn't good. He survived because being told no is the most motivating event in the known universe, and he took it personally, and he has never once put it down. The grudge is the whole engine.

Read the full Book of Kevin →

V. The guy himself

He is not a mascot.
He is a guy with opinions.

Kevin
KEVIN Untitled.bmp · 566 × 428 · unemployed
Petty
99
Memory
99
Patience
88
Eye symmetry
12
Knees
0
Letting it go
0

Sixteen years in a room with no door and no floor. Doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't blink much. Plays whatever he can get running in there, which is more than you'd think. Never brings up the thing. Absolutely still thinking about the thing.

Currently waiting on

GTA 6
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He has been holding a controller since the 2013 trailer. He has not put it down. He is not going to say anything about the delays, and he has a folder of every announced date, and he will not be showing you that folder, and it exists.

Known positions

  • Every game is better with the HUD off, and he will not be debating this.
  • A delay is fine. A delay announced three weeks before launch is a receipt.
  • Difficulty settings are a personal matter and nobody's business.
  • He has never once bought a season pass, and he brings it up.
  • The best character in any game is the one that was drawn wrong.

VI. The three pools

Three ways out of the void.

Three exits, one launch. Every one of them is a feeling that got liquid enough to trade: one is a bill, one is a joke, and one is a grudge sitting on Robinhood Chain at eighteen percent, which is the joke telling itself.

Pools open when the auction settles and Kevin lists. Anyone offering you a fourth pool is selling you a fourth pool.

VII. The launch

Four days in the auction.

Kevin launches through the kekfun.xyz launchpad and settles on Robinhood Chain. The auction phase runs for four days — everybody bids into the same window at the same price, no sniping, no presale list, no "team allocation" you find out about afterwards.

1,000,000,000Total supply · hard cap
40%Sold in the auction
60%Locked LP · forever
0%Creator allocation

That last one isn't a promise, a pledge, or a thing you have to take our word for. The split is written into the token by the factory contract the moment it's created and can never be changed by anybody, including us. Verify it yourself on Blockscout.

1

Raise · 4 days

10% of supply is released each day for four days. You deposit ETH into whichever day you like. Your share of that day's tokens is pro-rata to everyone else who deposited that day — so if bigger money shows up after you, your allocation shrinks. That's the mechanism, and it's the same for everybody.

2

No snipers, no presale, no list

It's a dutch auction (VRGDA), not a bonding curve race. There's no block-zero advantage to buy, no allowlist to be left off, and nobody got a better price because they knew somebody. Four days, one window, everybody in the same queue.

3

Settle · liquidity locks forever

When the window ends, anyone can trigger settlement — it isn't ours to withhold. The raised ETH has already been spent into the composition legs, and settle mints a full-range Uniswap V4 position per funded leg and locks the NFT in the LP locker. The principal cannot be withdrawn. Not by us, not by anyone, not ever.

4

Claim · 30-day vest

Your allocation unlocks linearly over 30 days from settle. Partial claims any time. Nobody — including whoever bought most — gets their bag in one lump on day one.

5

Then nothing is promised

No roadmap, no partnerships deck, no utility nobody asked for. A community being petty in public, on purpose. That's it. That's the product.

Mechanics above are the kekfun protocol's, on Robinhood Chain (id 4663) — not house rules Kevin invented, and not something anyone here can bend. Read them yourself in the kekfun docs before you send anything anywhere.

VIII. The wall

Receipts.

Kevin doesn't argue. Kevin files. Everything below is dated, and nothing below has been taken down, because taking it down is what people do when they'd rather you forgot.

2009 · MS Paint · 3:41 PM

"Save changes to Untitled?" — No
The original slight. Everything else is a footnote to this.

Every cycle · without fail

"It's a dead meme, nobody's going to care about a badly drawn guy."
Said about every badly drawn guy, immediately before people cared.

The buy button · you remember

"Due to unprecedented volatility, this asset is restricted to position closing only."
The GME pool is made entirely of this sentence.

Someone's group chat · March

"I'll buy it if it ever gets to a real exchange."
He got to a real exchange. Check who's in the group now.

Every redraw attempt · 2011–present

"I fixed his eyes and cleaned up the lines."
You didn't fix him. You killed him. The wonk is load-bearing.

Reserved · your name here

Post the receipt in the group and it goes on the wall.
Real ones only. Faking a receipt is the one unforgivable sin.

IX. The petty code

There is no marketing department.

No paid threads. No engagement farm. No KOL package. There is a group of people being petty on the internet, in public, on purpose — and that is not a bit, it is the entire go-to-market.

  1. Never let it go. Not the delisting, not the buy button, not what he said in March. Screenshot it. Date it. File it.
  2. Be petty in public. Pettiness in private is just a bad mood. Pettiness in public is content.
  3. Never explain the grudge. Explained, it's a complaint. Unexplained, it's a legend.
  4. Never punch down. Petty at institutions, exchanges, market makers, and your own past self. Never at somebody's kid, somebody's job, or somebody's bag size.
  5. Take it personally. Every single time. That's the engine.
  6. Never sell the grudge. You can sell the token. The grudge is not for sale.
  7. The receipts are the roadmap. The only thing anyone owes anyone here is a screenshot with a timestamp.

The Petty Bounty

Kevin doesn't pay for engagement — engagement is people being nice to you for money. Kevin pays for documented acts of pettiness. Not a plan to be petty. Not an intention to be petty. The receipt.

TierWhat it takes
Small GrudgeA clean, dated screenshot of something that aged like milk.
Long MemoryA receipt older than six months, produced from your own archive, unprompted.
Public RecordA petty artifact that outlives the news cycle — a chart, a montage, a wall of quotes.
King PettyYou made a company, a fund or a whole timeline respond to you. In writing.

No bots. No self-dealing. No punching down. And the receipt has to be real — faking one is the only unforgivable sin in a religion built on receipts, and we will screenshot that too. Bounty sizes and payout wallet get posted in the group when the auction settles.

He wasn't drawn well.
He was drawn anyway.

X. The cast

Stickers. Take them.

One guy, many moods. Transparent 512×512 PNGs, sized for Telegram, free forever, no attribution needed. Click any one to download it.

And eight of them move.

Telegram video stickers — transparent VP9 webm, under the 256KB ceiling, drop them straight into a pack. The .gif next to each one is the same loop on the yellow, for X and Discord.

Media kit

Logo, wordmark, banner, coins and every character as SVG — infinitely scalable, print-safe.

Browse SVGs

Profile pictures

1000×1000 with the void behind him, ready for X, Telegram and everywhere else.

Get the PFP

Make your own

Every asset here is generated by a script in this repo. Fork it, break it, draw him worse.

The repo

XI. Questions

Ask, and he will look left of you.

Is Kevin that one red video-game character?

No. That character is owned by a corporation with a legal department, a brand guide and a mandated shade of red. Kevin has vibes and a yellow void. He is legally, spiritually and anatomically his own guy, and this is the single most important fact about him.

Why does the art look like that?

Because the wonk is load-bearing. Straighten his eyes, shade his hair, give him knees, and what you get is worse — not worse-looking, worse. Less alive. A photograph of a joke. Everything here is drawn slightly wrong on purpose.

Why three pools?

KEK is the laugh, GME is the grudge, WETH is the gas. A joke on its own is noise, a grudge on its own is a complaint, and plumbing on its own is a bill. You need all three to get out of the void.

Robinhood Chain? Seriously?

Seriously. A coin built on a sixteen-year grudge, carrying a GME liquidity pool, settling on Robinhood's own chain. Rule three says never explain the grudge, so that's all you're getting. Nobody here is mad at anybody — this is just where the pool went, and it happens to be the funniest place it could have gone.

You're really burning your whole allocation?

That's the commitment. The protocol gives the creator 0% to begin with, so we bid in the auction like anyone else from a wallet we publish before it opens — then burn everything it receives, daily, across the 30-day vest, with hashes posted each time. Until those hashes exist it's just words on a page, and you should treat it that way. In four days you'll be able to check instead of trust.

Can the team rug the liquidity?

No, and not because we're nice. Settlement locks the LP positions in the protocol's locker contract with no withdrawal path for anybody — creator included. The creator can claim trading fees on those positions; the principal is gone forever the second it settles. Creator token allocation is 0%, written into the token at creation by the factory. Don't believe any of that — go read the contracts on Blockscout.

What if nobody bids on some days?

A day with zero deposits doesn't block anything. That day's tranche folds into locked LP instead of minting claims — a quiet window just makes the liquidity deeper. Being early on a slow day isn't a punishment.

Does Kevin actually play games?

He has been holding a controller since the 2013 GTA 6 trailer and has not put it down. There is no console in the void. This has not stopped him.

What's the roadmap?

There isn't one, and anybody who hands you a memecoin roadmap is handing you a slide. The receipts are the roadmap.

How do I get a bounty?

Be petty in public and post the receipt. Timestamped, real, and not punching down. Sizes and the payout wallet get posted in the group once the auction settles.

Who saved the file?

Nobody clicked yes. The mystery is never solved. Anyone who tells you they know is lying, and Kevin knows it.